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(Warning: Humor often does not translate well across cultures. If you see something offensive, something that you don't understand why it's funny, or something that seems ... odd, it's okay. It was hilarious to the person who submitted or wrote it. Just set it down and walk away.)



From Beatrice the Biologist:

In the September 2012 Tasteful Landscape issue, I wrote an article about handling adversity in the garden -- storms, fire, flood, earthquakes, and so on.

A woman unsubscribed with this note:

It was not relevant to me I am in Britain we don't have the same problems as you.


Christopher Walken's Saturday Night Live skit:

"Indoor Gardening Tips From A Man Who's Very Scared Of Plants"









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